Man, 47, Killed By Polar Bear

A man from Surrey has been killed after an expedition to the Arctic ended in polar bear tragedy.

The 47 year old man was stabbed to death in a murder that police chiefs have described as "savage".

The polar bear had this to say: "To be fair, that pr*** was in my territory. I mean, imagine if I packed a bag and strolled on down to London town. I'd be f***ing shot, end of story, no question about it someone would shoot me, probably in the head. He needed to stop backpacking over here, and now he has."

A sea lion has been kept in custody overnight for questioning.