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2 February 2008

Latest Britney Spears Scandal

Britneys latest stunt was even worse than anything David Blaine could think up - she not only lived in a glass cage suspended over london, she did it while it was filled with freezing cold water. Still, at least she had the new Iphone to keep her company, although, the water ruined that. So really Britney had nothing. But we all agreed it was a really boring stunt. Anyway, everybody went and bought Busta Rhymes THE BIG BANG and went home for a jolly good sit down. With their Sony Cameras and stuff.