Jay-Z to become C.E.O. of Iceland Food Ltd.

Yes, it's official, rap star and business entrepeneur Jay-Z aka Shawn Carter is set to take the role of C.E.O. of ICELAND FOOD Ltd. This huge opportunity for Z arose after he and some of his mates stormed into the Iceland offices in London and broke out into freestyle rap, running a total of around 200 bars before the "battle" was interrupted by local police forces. The C.E.O at the time Ron Aslam is said to have commanded the police to leave before giving up his icey throne for Mr. Z, saying, "there is clearly not a better man for this position than Mr. Z. After years of thinking it took hard work, perserverance and sacrifices, now I realise that lots of money, global fans and a heavy lyrical flow is what it really takes to make it in this business. I have no resentment or regrets in handing control of Iceland over to Mr. Z, I'm sure he will take this company to new levels, reaching new audiences of hiphop and frozen food fans alike. I wish him every success".

Jay-Z is expected to double the company's annual turnover within 2 years, and probably release a hot new mixtape by the start of the summer.