Government Discover Free Downloading

The government today have expressed their joy towards the new trend of downloading music for free from the internet, labelling the act as "fun".

Home Secretaty Mary White said; "Downloading music from the internet is a fun way to get music for free. I didn't realise how fast, handy and money saving it could be. There are several different sites to download music from. Limewire is a good one. You download the software and just search for what you want and you get a big list and you just click on the one you want and you're done. I downloaded the "Happy Days" theme tune in about 3, 4 minutes. Amazing!"

Gordon Brown said his governmenet plan to introduce free downloading in schools by 2009. Conservative spokesman Graham Lee called the idea "absurd", saying to press: "It just won't take off. People want schools and hospitals. Who listens to music? I'm sure if anyone does they'd much rather pay money to hear it. I just can't see this having any benefit."

Meanwhile a man from Yorkshire drove his Mitsubishi Shogun over 6 rabbits on his return journey from work, describing the mass murder as "purely a coincidence. Really weird... really really unlucky day."